30.7.11

Science cartoon: DisconCERNted*

"Run! I've discovered the Higgs bison."

I make no apologies for the groan-worthy pun in this cartoon. Why should I? It's not my fault if cartoon editors pick puns over all the other eruditely witty and bitingly satirical cartoons that I submit ...

Actually the passage of this cartoon into the August (and indeed august**) Prospect magazine may have been smoothed by the fact that it features a piece about the Large Hadron Collider at Cern where they're trying to find this Higgs boson wotsit. I didn't know that when I sent the cartoon in, it was a happy coincidence.

I was quite pleased with the drawing, which I think is fun. Hopefully it makes up for the pun -- for which, two paragraphs later, I am still wholly unrepentant.

*That's a bonus groaner that features alongside the cartoon on the website.
**Sorry, I've just read Stephen Fry's autobiography.

Warning: May contain puns

29.7.11

Ghosts cartoon: Fade to grey

"If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ..."

This cartoon is from Isle, a magazine for the Thanet area, where I live. It accompanied a feature about a team of "ghostbusters" who seek out supernatural goings on in supposedly haunted old pubs.

As an experiment, I drew the characters on a separate layer to the background and used a filter in Photoshop to give them a ghostly look. Can't remember what the filter was. Ghostify, probably. I was pleased with the result, but sadly it didn't come out quite as well in print! You can see the ghosts but they are a bit more faded than they appear here. Ah well, at least it means you have to search for them, a bit like "real" ghosts.

The caption here is a case of having your cake and eating it i.e. using a corny old joke while commenting on it being a corny old joke.

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26.7.11

Can you beat the cartoonist?

What on earth is going on here? It's one of my drawings being used in the "Beat the Cartoonist" caption contest in the new Reader's Digest, that's what.

Click here if you can you think of a caption. The three best suggestions will be posted on the magazine's website by August 11, alongside my original caption (anonymously, of course). Visitors to the site then vote for their favourite. The winner gets £100 and the original drawing.

If the cartoonist wins, he gets a big head. So far I've played three, won three, but can this winning streak possibly continue? Watch this space. Well, not actually this space but an updated blog post later. Apologies for the lack of posts recently, I've been on my holidays. So now I feel suitably refreshed (by which I mean, it rained all week).

15.7.11

Celebrities cartoon: Red turns up the Heat

"Ohmigod, what big ears she has! Ohmigod, what a big nose she has! ..."

Here's a cartoon from the current Private Eye. This was on a page that was dedicated entirely to gag cartoons, which was good to see.

This is another where I've combined a contemporary issue with a fairy tale. In this case the story came first. I was thinking about those famous lines when it occurred to me that Red Riding Hood has a quite superficial obsession with personal appearance ...

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7.7.11

Holiday cartoon: Seasons in the sun

"You really shouldn't eat foods that are out of season."

As the summer holidays approach, here's a nice, sunshiny beach cartoon from the July issue of Reader's Digest.

I was also commissioned to do two cartoons for the Money pages this month. It's nice to see them using gag cartoons for this, rather than "straight" illustrations, for a change. More magazines should do that. After all, cartoons are better value for readers as you get a chuckle too (hopefully). And I think we all need more of those at the moment.

This cartoon was used as one of the Beat the Cartoonist gags at this year's Shrewsbury Cartoon Festival. Unlike the magazine version of this game they simply picked a winner, it didn't compete with the cartoonist's original caption. The winner was Janet Bell with "If we find the sixpence we can hire a sunshade too". You may well think that's an improvement. I couldn't possibly comment.

Here's a blog post from last year on previous appearances in the magazine version of Beat the Cartoonist.

30.6.11

The visual joke: Battle is restaged

I often draw cartoons that have no caption, but it is rare that I do one that also has no words within it. It's good to do this kind of cartoon though, as they can work internationally. This one appears in the June issue of Prospect magazine.

After my post yesterday about revisiting the past, I should disclose that this cartoon is, if not a sequel, then at least a companion piece to the cartoon below, which was in the same magazine in April 2008.

"Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site."

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29.6.11

Cartoon for Henley Regatta exhibition

Those of you interested in boating matters may like to know that there's a cartoon exhibition at this year's Henley Regatta, which starts today and runs until July 3.

I've got two cartoons in the show, and as I know nothing at all about rowing they are both Owl and Pussycat jokes! The one above, which was in Private Eye, sold when it was exhibited at the Shrewsbury Cartoon Festival this year. So a different version will be on display at Henley.

So if you're at the event, and it's "Pimm's o'clock", don't forget to wander over to the art gallery behind the Members' Grandstand to have a look and a few laughs. There's more on the exhibition over at the Bloghorn. Chin chin.

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Pop culture cartoon: Retromania

"I'm rehashing an old magazine piece about how popular culture keeps revisiting the past."

The idea for this cartoon, which is in the current Private Eye, came while reading an article by Simon Reynolds about his new book Retromania, which is about how 21st century pop culture is endlessly revisiting the past.

I really enjoyed Reynolds' Rip It Up and Start Again, a study of post-punk and new wave music, so I may well read the new one, but I can't help thinking that the argument is a little spurious. After all, the first music I really got into as a kid was 2-Tone, which was itself a revival of an earlier wave of ska.

So I started to think, "I've heard this argument more than a few times before", which sparked the idea for the cartoon. The cartoon doesn't refer to Reynolds, and that's not supposed to be him, as it's more about the way newspapers and magazines are just as happy to revisit past glories.

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22.6.11

Debt cartoon: Plus some cartooning links

Here's a cartoon published recently in a law magazine I work for, drawn to accompany an article about insolvency.

There's not much to say about this one, but if you are craving lots of words on the subject of cartooning from me -- and why wouldn't you be! -- check out the Bloghorn, online diary of the Professional Cartoonists Organisation, which I write for regularly.


Subjects I've written about recently include a time when cartoons played the role of Twitter, an art exhibition that saw cartoons sneak in the back door, and a 30-year-old postcard cartoon revived on TV. There's also a review of Steve Bell at the Cartoon Museum, a piece on the process of cartoonists covering for other cartoonists, and an article singing the virtues of the humble gag cartoon, which is in no way just a plug for my book. Cough.

Plus, there are lots of other cartooning articles, links and opinion pieces by my colleagues Matt Buck, Alex Hughes and Rob Murray. Go and read it all now!

17.6.11

Local boy done good

I was pleasantly surprised to see my board on the Great Wall of Ramsgate singled out for a piece in the Thanet Extra, one of the local papers. Click to enlarge (if you squint really hard you can even make out my website address ...)
There's more on my involvement in the Great Wall project here and here.

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8.6.11

Phone cartoon: Eyes down

"Let us pray."

I've taken the plunge and bought my first smartphone, so now I resemble one of the characters in this cartoon, which was in The Spectator a few months back. I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon and I'll get some feeling back in my neck.

If you look at the web on a mobile phone, then you may like to now that I have now optimised this blog so it looks OK in that format. I say "optimised", this just involved me clicking something once in the Blogger control panel.

Haven't (overtly) plugged my book for a while, which features the above cartoon and lots of others, so I will now. A digital version is available but if you haven't completely embraced the virtual world, like me, you can also buy it in the dead-tree format: Click here for details

31.5.11

Crime cartoon: A brush with the law

"You say, 'Comedy catchphrase', the law says, 'Bomb threat'."

A jokey or humorous comment can get you in trouble in these paranoid times, as this character is finding out. For international readers who don't know who he is, Wikipedia is your friend. This appears in the June issue of Reader's Digest.

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27.5.11

Smoking cartoon: Many words of warning

Here's a cartoon from this week's Private Eye with a ridiculous amount of words in it. It's more of an essay really, than a gag cartoon. Click the image to enlarge, if you don't have your reading glasses with you.

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24.5.11

Cartoonists rejoice! The ash cloud is back

"I'm afraid I can't make it in today because of the ash cloud."

Yes, before you can say Eyjafjallajökull, it seems we have another volcanic ash cloud from our friends in Iceland. It's a different volcano this time, and probably not as serious, but it's still a gift for cartoonists. Here's one I did last time round, combining it with another theme favoured by cartoonists, the smokers' huddle.

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20.5.11

Warning: Contains nudity!*

[*Shameless headline to attract attention] Recently I went to Whitstable to check out this exhibition of nudes on postcards to which I contributed. Anyone could enter and the cards were stuck, unframed, on the gallery walls. A simple idea which produced a huge range of interpretations and a very enjoyable show.

All entries had to be submitted via the mail. So, as you can see, mine is a bit crumpled and some franking is visible. This added to the charm of the entries, I felt. The exhibition, at the Horsebridge Arts Centre, was a gesture of solidarity for staff at the local Whistable sorting office which is under threat of closure.

My card is a version of this Private Eye cartoon. I was pleased to see that a lot of the artworks approached the subject with humour.

Footnote: Every time I go to Whistable, I get this song going around my head:



And here's the original version, which contains the line "He don't care about Colonel Gaddafi/He's having a fag down the Tudor Cafe". Genius.

16.5.11

Law cartoon: Rhyme and reason

"I'd say you have a watertight case there, boys"

Here's a cartoon I drew recently for a law magazine. Combining contemporary issues with nursery rhymes, fairly tales etc is a technique much used by cartoonists. This is another example, and another. And so it goes ...

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13.5.11

Finally made it to the Letters page


It has long been an ambition of mine to make the letters page of Private Eye, preferably in a missive from a "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" type, foaming at the mouth and threatening to cancel his subscription because of his anger at a cartoon. Instead, I seem to have pleased some people and moved them (right, click to enlarge). Ah well, that will have to do.

The cartoon is question is this one. [Note to Private Eye sub-editors: My surname is Robertson. I did meet someone once called Roberton -- imagine spending your life with a typo for a surname!]

Life imitating cartoons. Part 4

Here is another in my occasional "Life imitating cartoons" series. This was in a newspaper last week ...

Compare with this newspaper cartoon from the European elections of 2009 ...

"Something tells me they're expecting a low voter turnout."

More cartoony "predictions" here:
Life imitating cartoons. Part 1
Life imitating cartoons. Part 2
Life imitating cartoons. Part 3

4.5.11

Question time ...

"But what are you running from?"

Here's an interview I did for the April issue of The Jester, newsletter of the Cartoonists' Club. Ian Ellery, the editor, puts the same questions to a club member each month, some on cartooning, some not:

How did you first get in to cartooning?
I think I have always been into it. I started submitting gag cartoons and getting them published in 1997, but I've drawn them since I was a kid and often had them in school and college magazines. I won a prize in a drawing competition when I was nine for a cartoon called "Colburn 1999", Colburn being the village in Catterick, North Yorkshire, where I grew up. It was a humorous 1970s-perspective view of the future (now the past) with jet-packs and the like. I still have the book I won, but sadly I don't have the drawing itself. (Wistful sigh at lost youth ...)

What was your first commission?
When I was a local-paper reporter I used to draw the occasional cartoon for the paper (for no extra money, of course!) and that led to the local NHS Trust commissioning me to draw a picture of a hospital ward with lots of typical hazards around the place -- i.e. used syringes, tangled electrical cables etc -- for use in nurse training. I got £50 for it, which seemed pretty good to a part-time cartoonist in the mid 1990s.
Later when I got a website I stuck it on there and labelled it "healthcare cartoon". In 2004 somebody Googled that term and I ended up with a regular well-paying gig for a healthcare business magazine that I still have seven years later. So that first commission worked out pretty well.

What's the stupidest question/request you have ever been asked?
Someone did actually ask me if I "also write the funny bit that goes underneath the cartoon". I'd heard of people asking this kind of question but thought there might be some exaggeration. But no, those were his exact words and I was stunned into silence for a couple of seconds while I took it in.

Where do you get your ideas from?
Ah, that old chestnut. Reading the paper, watching the telly, staring out of the window, eavesdropping and mentally noting things people say, watching out for trends, observing the stupid things people do. That kind of stuff.
Did you ever go to college or university?
I went to Sunderland Poly and graduated from "the University of Sunderland". Good timing. I did "Communication Studies", one of those courses where the tabloids complained about "taxpayers money spent on kids studying Coronation Street" etc. It was all true. And James Bond films. I had a great three years. I certainly paid the tax back when I had a well-paid job though (journalism, silly, not cartooning!)

What is the most rewarding job you ever did?
Grateful though I am for commissioned work, for me no cartoonist-for-hire job is as rewarding as selling my own gags. Frustrating though it can be, with all the inevitable rejection, when you hit the mark and come up with a great gag, and it sells to a top magazine, there's nothing more rewarding. And sometimes it's just as rewarding when it sells to a small magazine, if it was a gag that you really liked and it has been snubbed by all the biggies. Truman Capote said "Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavour". I have that pinned to my notice board. I'm pretentious like that.

Do you work with pen and ink or are you purely digital?
I find Photoshop great for roughing out cartoons as you can move characters around, make them smaller and larger etc without constantly redrawing. But I like the line I get with my brush pen so I print out these roughs and draw them on paper with the aid of a lightbox. Then it's back to the computer as they get scanned and colour added in Photoshop when required. It's a topsy-turvy way of doing things but works for me.

What is your favourite movie?
I like films I can watch again and again because they are so original and have so many quirky, memorable bits ... stuff like Withnail and I, An American Werewolf in London, Gregory's Girl, Reservoir Dogs, you get the idea. I'm also a bit of a Star Wars nut, but strictly original trilogy only, please.
What book are you reading at the moment?
"A Little History of the World" by E.H. Gombrich. Just finished it, in fact. It was originally written for kids, in Germany in the 1930s, but it's a great read for adults too -- particularly those like me who could have paid more attention to history at school and have quite a few gaps. It takes in the entire span of world history from the Ancient Egyptians up until the 1930s in just a few hundred pages. Recommended for your revision, readers!

What are you working on at the moment?
Is this my chance to mention that I've got a book of cartoons out? OK I'm not actually working on it now but I'm working on selling it, that's the hard part. Other than that, I've got a cartoon to do for a monthly legal magazine and one of my weekly local paper cartoons. Plus there are always gags to be drawn up and sent out on spec. Keep on keeping on, and all that.

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1.5.11

Computer says: New blog address


This blog now has its own dedicated URL: www.roystoncartoons.com

If you have this site bookmarked or have a link on your site/blog, please update it, though it should redirect from the old Blogger address.

Unfortunately, in the move I seem to have lost all my reciprocal links to other sites! I am in the process of restoring them, so bear with me. If you had a link here and I do not restore it, please let me know.

My portfolio site remains, as ever, www.roystonrobertson.co.uk