"I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this internet of things nonsense ..."
Here's a bumper selection of recent gags from The Spectator and Private Eye, to make up for the fact that a whole month went by without me posting anything here.
"Stay! Sit! Be mindful!"
"Yeah, I'm pretty old school."
"We've liberated the city at last! I'm sure it's around here somewhere ..."
"D-minus? No way! This is fake news."
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