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This is a joke I've had rattling around for a while that finally found a home in a local paper cartoon this week. I like the idea that eventually every innocuous insult will be deemed "offensive" by someone!
This is for anyone who's failing to keep up with a New Year fitness regime. Keep at it, folks. Or, alternatively, help yourself to another slice of pizza. You can always start properly on Monday.
Cartoons by Royston